Today's Darkest Selections
Fresh from the swamp, these jokes are so dark they make Shrek's bathroom humor look wholesome.
Ogre's Existential Crisis
"Better out than in," Shrek said, referring to both his gas and his crippling depression about living in a society that judges him by his appearance.
Donkey's Reality Check
Donkey talks so much because silence forces him to confront his abandonment issues.
Lord Farquaad's Complex
He compensated for his height with a castle so tall it gave him vertigo.
Fairy Tale Therapy Session
Fiona spent years in a tower talking to herself. That's not character development, that's Stockholm syndrome with solitude.
Dragon's Loneliness
She guarded Fiona because she understood what it's like to be feared for your appearance.
Choose Your Poison
Different flavours of darkness for every twisted sense of humour.
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Where twisted minds gather to share their darkest Shrek interpretations. Warning: May cause existential crisis and uncontrollable laughter.
Mike from Manchester
Professional Pessimist
"Finally, a place where my dark thoughts about childhood movies are appreciated. My therapist says this isn't healthy, but my therapist hasn't seen Shrek 3."
Sarah from Stockholm
Existential Comedian
"I thought I was the only one who noticed how deeply disturbing the Shrek universe actually is. Turns out there are dozens of us. DOZENS!"
Hans from Hamburg
Dark Humour Enthusiast
"The psychological analysis of Donkey's codependency issues changed my life. I now understand my own attachment disorders through animated donkey behaviour."
Join the Swamp Community
Where twisted minds gather to share their darkest Shrek interpretations. Warning: May cause existential crisis and uncontrollable laughter.
Max Mustermann
Swamp Enthusiast
"Finally, a place where my dark thoughts about childhood movies are appreciated. My therapist says this isn't healthy, but my therapist hasn't seen Shrek 3."
Jane Doe
Ogre Interpreter
"I thought I was the only one who noticed how deeply disturbing the Shrek universe actually is. Turns out there are dozens of us. DOZENS!"
John Smith
Donkey Psychologist
"The psychological analysis of Donkey's codependency issues changed my life. I now understand my own attachment disorders through animated donkey behaviour."